um...EWWW!

oh man oh man...
so.
i am sitting here, reading my email before i go to sleep...
and i hear my cat in the kitchen. he is making too much noise, obviously into something...
but i can't figure out WHAT. i hear sounds that are not his usual sounds...i hear metal and scratching...hmmmm.
so i am yelling "kitty!!!! what are you doing?!!!!?" as i am walking down the hallway towards the dark kitchen.
then.
i turn on the light and i see him on the stove.
he has pulled the burner off of the gas stove with his paw and is hovered over the stove with a bigfatdamnmouse in his MOUTH!
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.
so i SCREAMED a truly babysissy scream and ran back in here...in here i am not alone. i have you here with me...can you believe i am so freaked out?
so HE (my cat) is out THERE chasing the mouse upanddownupanddownupanddown the hallway...
i should try and save the mouse...or my cat. but i cannot deal with this.
paul is still at work and keith, our housemate is out with friends.
damndamndamn.
and now paprikash wants to come in the bedroom with the mouse...i am sure he thinks it is a gift...but i DON'T WANT IT. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!.
i am going to stay in here, with the door shut, and let paul deal with it when he gets home.

is that wrong?

oh god...i am freaking out.

i can handle a lot. but not this. i can't get the vision of him hovering with the fat mouse in his jaws....damn oh damn oh damn.